"Splat in the Hat," was a fine OpEd piece in the Vanderbilt University student paper, but we think this does one (or several) better: Splat in her cunt; Splat in her butthole; Splat on her face; Splat in her mouth; Splat in her hair ... or just ... Splat on her tummy -- the essential "Tummysplat."
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How much would you pay now?
Guess what? Its free! FREE PORN!
That's right! So ...
SPLAT, BITCH!
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Taxi Driver Edition
As recommended by my former girlfriend, the abortionist
(um, family planning practitioner, I mean)
... (a physician ... no, really)
